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CUPCAKE FLOSS - NO ONE LIKES GOING TO THE DENTIST!
Posted By: PerpetualKid
Posted On: 04/02/09 04:05 PM
No one actually likes the dentist. Some people don’t mind going but if you meet someone that says they enjoy going to the dentist, we want you to do the following: 1) Extend your arm 2) Point your index finger at them (WE SAID INDEX FINGER!) 3) And now proceed to yell LIAR at the top of your lungs. You can tell them we told you to do it… but we’ll deny every word!
We don’t even think dentists like going to the dentist. It’s painful, it’s awkward, it’s draining your wallet of any free money you may or may not have had in the first place! So how do we prevent overly frequent visits to the dentist? We brush, we floss, we use mouthwash that feels like burning acid eating our gums… but we don’t enjoy it. (FYI – you still need to go to your regular check ups – we will not pay for your new teeth when the old ones fall out.)
Cupcake Floss TASTES AWESOME! You could probably even get your kids excited about this one… or just use it yourself. (WARNING: Cupcake Floss is so taste-tacular that you might find yourself flossing uncontrollably… we hear there are support groups for that!)
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